A
look back at the cinematic legacy of the late, great, Roy Brocksmith has
been long over due, in my opinion. Having warmed our hearts as the
fascinating Dr. Edgemar in: "Total
Recall"
or in his turn as Tu in the Eddie Tudorpole Vehicle, "King
Kull",
Brocksmith played the annoying fat guy better than any other annoying fat
guy actor that I can think of. And nowhere is his talent for playing the
annoying fat guy more obvious than in the Antonio Margheriti classic, "Killer
Fish",
co starring Karen Black and Lee Majors’ chest hair.
Lee
Majors plays Lasky, a master criminal working with Kate Neville (Karen
Black of "House
of 1,000 Corpses")
and a few other hoods on a jewel heist that will make them all very rich
people. The man behind it all is Paul Diller (James Franciscus of "Cat
O’ Nine Tails"),
an evil mastermind with a great brain, but a weak heart.
After
the crooks stash the jewels at the bottom of the lake, they take it easy
at a local resort where they run into a high fashion model named Gabrielle
(Margeaux Hemingway, granddaughter of Earnest
Hemingway, who tragically killed herself in 1996) and her
photographer Ollie (Roy Brocksmith). Of course, with Lee Majors strutting
his stuff in some exceptionally tight bellbottoms that accentuate his
million dollar package and shirt that exposes all of his mighty chest
hair, it should go without saying that it isn’t going to take long for
supermodel Gabrielle to fall for him. And fall for him she does,
literally, as the suave SOB pulls her into the pool.
Eventually
some of the thugs decide that they’re going to help themselves to the
jewels before the rest of the crew can get to them though, and when they
do, the movie starts to live up to its name and we witness the first of
many piranha attacks. As more and more people get eaten, Lasky realizes
that someone has taken some very extreme measures to protect their
interests in the jewels and he thinks he knows who that someone is.
Despite
the lukewarm premise and goofy script, Killer Fish still manages to be a
pretty entertaining little b-movie. Majors is great as the slicker than
grease tough guy ladies man and Karen Black is equally as good as the
weird looking sex pot criminal chick. Doesn’t it go without saying the
Brocksmith’s Ollie is the star of the show? Or course it does, I don’t
need to go into detail there, he’s great too!
The
true stars of this movie though are Margheriti’s miniature sets, all of
which blow up really nicely and/or flood when the dam inevitably breaks
later in the film. These miniatures share the spotlight with some quality
plastic fish (some of which are very obviously on wires) that attack
anyone who gets near the jewels. Watch for Antonio De Teffe of "Django
The Bastard"
in a small role.
Reviews
by: Ian Jane - (Courtesy
of www.dvdmaniacs.net )