La
Brute , Le Colt Et Le Karate
(aka
The Stranger & The Gunfighter)
Ten
fingers of fighting fury from the East, and twelve barrels of bullet laden
lead in the hands of the fastest draw in the West team up, as Lo
Lieh and Lee Van Cleef
gallop together under the Direction of Antonio
Margheriti in his Gun Fu flick ‘The
Stranger And The Gunfighter’. Thanks to those fabulously
fussy French folk in Europe the movie gets the full shiny silver star DVD
treatment in glorious Cinemascope , and its never looked better. Throw
away that washed out full screen PAL DVD , under the alternate title of ‘Blood
Money’, and invest your hard earned dollars in this the
cinematic Cadillac of releases.
Lee
Van Cleef’s character Dakota rides into the Western town of
Monteray to rob a bank. He sneaks in at night to put his skills at lock
picking and safe cracking to best effect. Within the secure vault are the
pictures of four women , all with a mark tattooed upon their backsides. It
is the work of Wang , a Chinese man who’s bank it is that Dakota has
chosen to rob. Wang disturbs Dakota and races into the vault despite
Dakota’s attempts to stop him before the explosive charge detonates.
Wang is killed by the explosion and Dakota is hauled away by the town
sheriff to be tried for murder.
On
the other side of the world in China Wang’s nephew Wang Ho Kiang , as
played by Lo Lieh, is summonsed before
the town warlord to answer for his uncles seeming misappropriation of
monies loaned. Word of Wang’s death has reached the warlord. He wants
the money that Wang was given to invest, and made profit upon in America,
to be delivered up to him or death will befall Wang’s family. Lo
Lieh’s character Wang is given one year to find the accrued
gold and to return with it or suffer along with the Wang family pain of
death !.
With
Dakota languishing in jail awaiting hanging Wang soon befriends him by
using skilful deception to uncover the truth behind his Uncles untimely
demise , as well as establishing what the four curious photographs mean.
Happy that Dakota did not intentionally kill his Uncle , nor steal the
treasure , Wang rescues Dakota from the gallows. Together they ride off in
search of the four tattooed female derrières . It’s a bum deal but they
have the cheek required to get to the bottom of the bizarre puzzle.
The
search for Uncle Wang’s four branded mistresses brings the unlikely pair
up against Yancy Hobbitt , a crazed preacher who is also a skilled
gunfighter. Dressed all in black , with a long flowing overcoat and
oversized Stetson , he rides around in a mobile chapel drawn by eight
harnessed horses. This deacon of doom wreaks vengeance upon man in the
name of the lord and spits parables of venom at all who stand in his way.
He’s a pistol poppin’ prophet of purification , who’s also out to
solve the clues etched upon the rears of Uncle Wang’s wanton women.
Yancy wants the treasure to build a real church and in order to do so he
has to go up against Dakota and Wang , but he does not do so alone. The
dark pastor hooks up with a mighty native American, a giant of a man with
great strength and just what Yancy requires.
With
the female flesh sought out it’s a hands on display of seek and behold
in the race to uncover the treasure. Dakota and Wang build upon their
alliance and are soon watching each others backs as bar room brawls and
gang square offs allow both men to show what they can do in a tight
situation. Lo Lieh gets to showcase
his kung fu with moments of great agility, and Lee
Van Cleef gets to eyeball the bad guys and shoot anything
unfriendly that moves. There’s a nice bloody head squib squirt to behold
and Wang uses his fists of fury to disembowel with bloody technique in the
final segment.
The
big showdown and show stopping highlight does indeed come in the final
reel as all the main players come face to face. Lee
Van Cleef gets to square off against the excellent Julian
Ugarte’s Yancy Hobbitt , and Lo Lieh
gets to fight one on one with the far bigger native American wrestler. Its
fisticuffs , fighting Fu and a big old Gattling gun express train of a
conclusion. One that sees Lee Van Cleef
nestled between two charging horses letting rip with a monster automatic
firing machine gun to the tune of total decimation of Yancy Hobbitt’s
gang. Who needs ‘The Lord Of The Rings’
with this Hobbitt home wrecker around !?.
Lo
Lieh and Lee Van Cleef make
for a great odd couple and Julian Ugarte
plays the role of maniacal villian with great aplomb. Director Antonio
Margherti gets the best out of his cast and throws together two
contrasting film genre’s with consummate skill. The movie is pure Fun
and entertains throughout its ninety odd minutes duration , so much so the
ride seems like a gallop right up to the rootin’ tootin’ , fu fightin’
finale.
Review
by: Paul Cooke